theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto

Documenting the JED Experience

Thursday, December 23, 2004

I got a new cell phone. My number is still the same. The coveted #1 position in my call list inside my cell phone is up for grabs. I think I'll give it to the person that sucks up to me the most. Since no one really reads my blog, I might have an empty phone book for a long time. To Bon Chappell, when you google search theJEDMAN, you only get me. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 2:33 PM

Monday, December 20, 2004

I got to go to another good party this weekend. I got to hang at Manino's house. Manino is awesome. Manino is the man. Manino had a big TV and we watched large men smash each other with Fiber glass helmets. Manino had good snacks and comfortable chairs to sit in. Manino told me to come back anytime. Interesting.
I've gone to two good parties in consecutive weekends. This is good. It has restored my faith in people a little bit. I was having too many opportunities to hang with people that could lower my standard of living too much. I mean not that I'm a snob, but I just know when something won't work or create possibilities of conflict and complications. I've had possibilities to enter relationships that would just not work for theJEDMAN. So, I've been finding stuff to do on my own. There are some things that theJEDMAN just does not want to do. It is tough being theJEDMAN.
One thing that both parties were missing was a cute vegan chef girl. I've waited all my life for a cute vegan chef girl. If I had a cute vegan chef girlfriend, I could really eat a lot of vegetables. I like vegetables. Vegetables are good. I like the fiber. I take all that medication that wreeks havoc on my system. Those vegetables make things go smoothly. I'll tell you those vegetarians got something going. When I eat vegetarian food, I feel pretty good. I may not get full and I may feel hungry later, but I feel good. Drinking soda, sugar, salt and alcohol can make you feel like crap. Eating a lot of that junk just makes your body crave it more. Plus, I don't think humans were meant to eat big slabs of meat all the time. We are only supposed to eat little slabs of meat. I'll probably never be a vegetarian, but I'm going to eat a lot of vegetables to jam those little slabs of meat through my colon faster. I think if I had a cute vegan chef girlfriend, it would be an upgrade for theJEDMAN. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 10:45 PM

Sunday, December 12, 2004

After ripping through the Topflight league with a league best 12-1 record including a 12 game winning streak to start the season, it appears that my team, theJEDHEADS, have pulled a Cheaps. I fear that I will lose in the first round of the playoffs. It is devastating to me. This was supposed to be my championship season, but my defeat is inevitable. For the last 7 weeks I've been getting everyone's best game. In my league is not uncommon for guys to win 60-40. In almost every game this year, I've had to score over 100 points to win. In my only defeat, my opponent had to break my single game scoring record to beat me. The players of my opponents week after week have had career days. This has happened to me in the playoffs. Some guy named T.J. scored four TD's today to help seal my fate as a first round flop. It is crushing to me. This was to be theJEDHEADS championship season. This was supposed to be the season of theJEDHEADS. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:45 PM

I went to a classy party on Saturday night. It was in an exclusive neighborhood with flat houses, square shapes and car ports. I was let into the neighborhood even though I was wearing sneakers. The party was small. At any one time, there were only around 10 people there. There were couples. There were single guys. I don't think there were any single girls there, but the party was awesome anyway. There were people with good shoes there. There were people without shoes there. The party was held mostly in the kitchen. It was an awesome open kitchen with big counter tops for a party. Many people could hang there. The kitchen is always the best spot at any party. They had designer beer, good dip and chocolates. There were lots of things to see. There were tile floors and tile walls. There was a guy w/o shoes. There was art and collectibles. There were globes, swizzle sticks and a big spatula. There were quality people there. There were professionals and academics. The party had international people too. There was a guy w/o shoes. I chatted with a few people. Most of the people at the party were strangers to me. I didn't chat a lot as I was in awe the whole time there. I wanted to take in the moment and preserve it as a lasting image. I wanted this moment to connect to as many schema in my beautiful mind as it could.
This was like an exclusive L.A. party, but in the land of the Creek City. I didn't know that a world like this could exist in the middle of the Creek City. I hadn't had much faith in humanity lately. I could only stand to be by myself a tad bit more than I could stand being with people. This party was different. It was posh without being stuffy. It was elegant without being extravagant. It was a lovely without being an over the top gala. It was absent of yeahooness. Lately, I have had a tremendous disdain for anything yeahoo. There was nothing yeahoo here. There was a guy w/o shoes. It was a lovely evening. I enjoyed the party. I was fortunate to go. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:06 PM

I think I want to fight Pipi. I think it would be a good fight. I would definitely crush him. It would be 10 rounds of championship boxing. I think it would be worth millions. I've got height, reach, weight, sex appeal, hair follicles and intelligence over Pipi. I would toy with him for one round and then let the hammer fall in round two. Yeah, I think I want to fight Pipi. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 6:59 PM

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Man, I went to work without a belt on Monday. My cotton dockers had no friend. I felt and looked like a dope. To be complete, the outfit needs a belt. I usually am very careful to match my belt with my shoes. My shoes had no match. Fashion is everything to me. I was in fashion turmoil. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:46 PM

Sunday, December 05, 2004

I have nothing to do, so I went to the new Olathe Hooter's. I know it is one of those places in the burbs with no soul, but it was awesome. I knew that they would stockpile that place with talent for the opening and they did. They imported girls from other Hooter's nation wide. They were talented. I go for the wings. I don't ever eat fried food anymore, but I like those wings. I figure I can eat them twice a year. I think I like the OP one better. There are better sight lines there. Plus, you can really sit close to the deep fryer. So close that you get hit with lard. Also, the cloths line goes right out into the dining area. Then, you can really see those orders go in. I think there are 4 Hooter's in the metro. I want to do a JEDMAN Hooter's reality tour. I'd hit all four Hooter's in the metro on the same day. It would be awesome. The only guys stupid enough to do this with me would be the Barcelona "Bad Boy" and Oswego. Neither would want to do it, but Oswego would do it out of loyalty to theJEDMAN. The Bad Boy would do it just to get the free beer that I would buy. It could be awesome. theJEDMAN

My fantasy team in the TOPFLIGHT league finally lost in the last regular season game of the year. I finished 13-1, but I earned the number 1 seed in the playoffs. I got murdered in the last game, but I still scored over 100 points, which was enough to win almost every other game in my league. Guys are having the games of their careers when they play me. Well, I'm either going to win in the playoffs or pull a Chiefs and get beat in the 1st round. Wish theJEDHEADS good luck. theJEDMAN