theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto
Documenting the JED Experience
Monday, December 20, 2004
I got to go to another good party this weekend. I got to hang at Manino's house. Manino is awesome. Manino is the man. Manino had a big TV and we watched large men smash each other with Fiber glass helmets. Manino had good snacks and comfortable chairs to sit in. Manino told me to come back anytime. Interesting.
I've gone to two good parties in consecutive weekends. This is good. It has restored my faith in people a little bit. I was having too many opportunities to hang with people that could lower my standard of living too much. I mean not that I'm a snob, but I just know when something won't work or create possibilities of conflict and complications. I've had possibilities to enter relationships that would just not work for theJEDMAN. So, I've been finding stuff to do on my own. There are some things that theJEDMAN just does not want to do. It is tough being theJEDMAN.
One thing that both parties were missing was a cute vegan chef girl. I've waited all my life for a cute vegan chef girl. If I had a cute vegan chef girlfriend, I could really eat a lot of vegetables. I like vegetables. Vegetables are good. I like the fiber. I take all that medication that wreeks havoc on my system. Those vegetables make things go smoothly. I'll tell you those vegetarians got something going. When I eat vegetarian food, I feel pretty good. I may not get full and I may feel hungry later, but I feel good. Drinking soda, sugar, salt and alcohol can make you feel like crap. Eating a lot of that junk just makes your body crave it more. Plus, I don't think humans were meant to eat big slabs of meat all the time. We are only supposed to eat little slabs of meat. I'll probably never be a vegetarian, but I'm going to eat a lot of vegetables to jam those little slabs of meat through my colon faster. I think if I had a cute vegan chef girlfriend, it would be an upgrade for theJEDMAN. theJEDMAN
.: posted by Jed 10:45 PM
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