theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto

Documenting the JED Experience

Monday, May 19, 2003

I did it again. I was at the drug store. I just had paid my outrageous co-pays from the really cute pharmacy working girl. when as I was walking down the aisle when this girl is looking at me. She squints her eyes and says she has seen me before at some party. I was thinking I hadn't been to any parties lately, but I stopped and talked to her. Turns out she was working at the party I was at the night before of a friend of the family that was at the country club. I didn't remember her from the party, but she was kind of cute so I said, "Oh yeah, that is right." So, I introduced myself and she told me her name is Christy. I stayed and talked. I talked this time. I told a joke. I talked. I get accused of not talking, but I talked this time. I talked. Anyway, this chick did not focus on me, she kept looking at the products on the shelf. So, eventually we exchanged nice to meet you and I left. She was cute and kind of young. I'm guessing early 20's like my trail chick Beth. It just didn't seem like she was jumping on the Jed Bandwagon after the intitial exchange of words. Jump on the Jed bandwagon or take the bus. When I got out to the parking lot I realized that I blew it again. My car is in the shop and I was driving the cadillac. I had the perfect line for Christy. All I had to say was, "Do you want to go for a ride in the cadillac?" It was so beautiful. It was so right. It was so kick'in, but I blew it again, but I just turned 37 and young chicks are looking at me and must think that I'm as hot as I think I am in my own mind. Now I have to hang out at the trolley trail and the drug store. Chicks come and go, but the stories last forever. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:35 PM

Saturday, May 17, 2003

I long to be back at the sea. I've always yearned to be near the sea. The sea has always been dear to my heart. I've been in love with the sea as long as I can remember from my early steps as a young man. No other place gives me the peaceful feeling of love and happieness that the sea does. Heaven is being on the boat with nothing but the sea around. I am returning to the sea soon and the sea will be returning to me. The sea is love. The sea is peace. The sea is freedom. The sea is timeless and everlasting. Cable TV is your friend. Big fish scare me. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 8:33 PM

I love to make people happy. In the last few weeks, I've taken people to professinal sporting events. I've gone out of my way to give people rides. I've bought people sodas. I've taken people to rock and roll shows. I bought dessert. I've been the all american guy. That is what I do. I'm here for hte people. I love the people. I love to make people happy. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 8:27 PM

I went to the site of the lost glory. I went to the trail where I had the opportunity with Beth. Beth was no where to be found. I didn't hear Beth calling and me and the boys couldn't find the sound. Opportunity lost. What a tragedy. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 8:22 PM

Sunday, May 11, 2003

I watched this guy chase a bunny rabbit away from his tomato plants. The rabbit just toyed with him as they went back and forth across the yard. This was not a good bunny chasing strategy. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 9:31 PM

When did velveta and browned ground beef become mexican food? theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 9:22 PM

I was at the professional non-american football game. There was a biker dude sitting in front of me. He had the harley t-shirt with he leather vest, the boots, the zztop GO-T, the chain wallet, and many other qualities of a biker dude. He was a stocky, tough looking guy with a big beer gut. He was the kind of guy that looks like he drinks Jack right out of the bottle in front of the cops. During the game, he went up the concourse. He returned with a SNOW-CONE. A SNOW-CONE mind you. This was weird. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 9:21 PM

Thursday, May 08, 2003

I went to the conference down by the plaza sponsered by the Bureau of Education Research. There was no lunch. The last time I went to one of these conferences we got a nice hot meal. I was dissappointed. Plus, it is a bad eating strategy to take more than one muffin. After the conference, I went to walk on the trolly trail. It was looking like rain, but I went anyway. I walked north from around 55th and brookside. I was doing a down and back course. As I was walking a lot of chicks ran by. I noticed this one kept running back and forth along the trail. She passed me four times. As she passed me the last time, it started to rain pretty hard. I saw her go to the parking lot and get into a small green pick-up. As I passed she asked me if I needed a ride. All kinds of thoughts race through my head. I don't like getting wet. It is not that far from my car. Is this woman crazy. Would I be sliced up by a lunatic? Why do people employ bad driving strategies. Is she hot for me? This will be good BLOG information. So, I risked bodily harm for the BLOG. I sacrificed for the reader of the blog. Reader is singular on purpose.I got into her truck. She was OK looking. She was in shape from the running. She might have been as young as early 20s. I introduced myself and thanked her because I don't like getting wet. She told me her name was Beth. We talked about this crazy weather for the four blocks to my car. As she got near my car, I told her she was the greatest She laughed and little and said it was nice to meet me. Then, I got out. Man, I might have blown it. My car was right next to the coffee shop. I probably blew it. I should have offered to by her a coffee for her trouble. Catagorically, I blew it. It was an incredible bonehead move by theJEDMAN. She was right there. She was a woman. I was in her truck. She had a pick-up. The idea of this is so beautiful. Oh well, this kind of stuff makes for the best BLOGS. I will have the story forever. Just think, if I would have got something going with Beth, I could have been able to say, "Beth, I hear you calling, but I can't come home right now because me and the boys will be playing all night." theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 6:47 PM

Wednesday, May 07, 2003

I went to the big Red Hot Chili Peppers Rock and Roll show. It was kick'in. I finally got to see FLEA and TONY. Those guys are awsome. Plus, I was with a chick. It had been a lifelong dream to see Flea. Plus, they played my favorite song, "Suck my Kiss." Flea had a lot of energy on that one. Plus, I was with a chick. Before Flea came out, I was buying an adult beverage on the concourse, when I heard some doofuses yell my name. I looked around and it was some former clients.We'll call them the BVpunks. I remembered two of them, but the third one's name eluded me. When he told me, I said, "yeah, I remember you. I always hated you." Nothing like wasted underage kids. Flea was awsome. Tony was awsome. theJEDMAN was awsome. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:39 PM

I went shopping for groceries with theQUICK. It was great.TheQUICK is the greatest. There were plenty of Little Debbie snacks bags of mixed greens. Later we got some gold fish for his piranha. Boy, the piranha was hungry. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:28 PM

I went to the professionl non-American Football contest the other night at the professional American football stadium. The game was a draw. After the contest, there was a rock and roll show. I don't remember the band. It could have been anyone. Maybe it was the Who. Yeah, it was the Who. The show was on the field, so I got to walk on the grass professional American football field under the lights. It was the same field that Horace Belton returned punts on. It was the same field where Steve DeBerg broke his finger. It was awsome. The grass felt crisp under my feet. I felt like I could run fast and run fast through a brick wall. The Who wasw great. I was so close that Keith Moon sweated on me. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:24 PM

Sunday, May 04, 2003

I went to the theater and saw a play the other night. A chick paid for me to go indirectly. I ate beef tips, because beef is the other red meat. I ate big dessert too. It was great. theJEDMAN gets culture. theJEDMAN