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Thursday, May 08, 2003

I went to the conference down by the plaza sponsered by the Bureau of Education Research. There was no lunch. The last time I went to one of these conferences we got a nice hot meal. I was dissappointed. Plus, it is a bad eating strategy to take more than one muffin. After the conference, I went to walk on the trolly trail. It was looking like rain, but I went anyway. I walked north from around 55th and brookside. I was doing a down and back course. As I was walking a lot of chicks ran by. I noticed this one kept running back and forth along the trail. She passed me four times. As she passed me the last time, it started to rain pretty hard. I saw her go to the parking lot and get into a small green pick-up. As I passed she asked me if I needed a ride. All kinds of thoughts race through my head. I don't like getting wet. It is not that far from my car. Is this woman crazy. Would I be sliced up by a lunatic? Why do people employ bad driving strategies. Is she hot for me? This will be good BLOG information. So, I risked bodily harm for the BLOG. I sacrificed for the reader of the blog. Reader is singular on purpose.I got into her truck. She was OK looking. She was in shape from the running. She might have been as young as early 20s. I introduced myself and thanked her because I don't like getting wet. She told me her name was Beth. We talked about this crazy weather for the four blocks to my car. As she got near my car, I told her she was the greatest She laughed and little and said it was nice to meet me. Then, I got out. Man, I might have blown it. My car was right next to the coffee shop. I probably blew it. I should have offered to by her a coffee for her trouble. Catagorically, I blew it. It was an incredible bonehead move by theJEDMAN. She was right there. She was a woman. I was in her truck. She had a pick-up. The idea of this is so beautiful. Oh well, this kind of stuff makes for the best BLOGS. I will have the story forever. Just think, if I would have got something going with Beth, I could have been able to say, "Beth, I hear you calling, but I can't come home right now because me and the boys will be playing all night." theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 6:47 PM