theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave ManifestoDocumenting the JED Experience Monday, May 19, 2003I did it again. I was at the drug store. I just had paid my outrageous co-pays from the really cute pharmacy working girl. when as I was walking down the aisle when this girl is looking at me. She squints her eyes and says she has seen me before at some party. I was thinking I hadn't been to any parties lately, but I stopped and talked to her. Turns out she was working at the party I was at the night before of a friend of the family that was at the country club. I didn't remember her from the party, but she was kind of cute so I said, "Oh yeah, that is right." So, I introduced myself and she told me her name is Christy. I stayed and talked. I talked this time. I told a joke. I talked. I get accused of not talking, but I talked this time. I talked. Anyway, this chick did not focus on me, she kept looking at the products on the shelf. So, eventually we exchanged nice to meet you and I left. She was cute and kind of young. I'm guessing early 20's like my trail chick Beth. It just didn't seem like she was jumping on the Jed Bandwagon after the intitial exchange of words. Jump on the Jed bandwagon or take the bus. When I got out to the parking lot I realized that I blew it again. My car is in the shop and I was driving the cadillac. I had the perfect line for Christy. All I had to say was, "Do you want to go for a ride in the cadillac?" It was so beautiful. It was so right. It was so kick'in, but I blew it again, but I just turned 37 and young chicks are looking at me and must think that I'm as hot as I think I am in my own mind. Now I have to hang out at the trolley trail and the drug store. Chicks come and go, but the stories last forever. theJEDMAN .: posted by Jed 7:35 PM |
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