theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto
Documenting the JED Experience
Monday, December 05, 2005
I like to go to the bar to watch some Sunday football. I like to go at around 1:30 to catch the end of the noon games. It is awesome to watch 10 games at once, but I do admit that I get a little confused at times. The only problem is that there are really only things to drink and eat that are bad for you. Beer, soda, and fried food seem to only be the options.
Having a couple of beers is fine, but the temptation is to drink more. I wish there were other options to drink. I wish the bar was like it is in Spain. All the bars have alcoholic beverages, plus coffees and some have the fresh juice machine. I'm not talking about a full foo foo starbucks menu. That is corporate hell. Starbucks has bad service. No refills on regular coffee. Bad interiors and they push high caffine on teenagers. They are pushers. They push caffine of little kids. They should be prosecuted. I just want a good cafe con leche.
The bars here call ice berg, fried chicken strips, a ton of mayo in a flour tortilla food that is good for you. You might as well slam the pork-T with velveta down your throat. I'd like to see some grilled zucchini on the menu with some black beans. Also, they could make some fruit drinks with fresh fruit. That would be good. You need to run some fruit through you colon with frequency. When are people going to stop smoking? Why do they do it? Why do they have to smoke in doors? I don't get it. Everything is bad for you, bad food, bad drinks, second hand smoke, tv watching large men smash each other with fiberglass helmets. All of this is bad. There is really no where else to go. That is the format of the sports bar. I think if I go with my idea. I've really got something.
I watched part of the Wizard of Oz the other night. Those munchkins with the lolly pops still freak me out. Oh yeah, my favorite bartender at my neighborhood place is working at Tanner's also. It was the first time I had seen her out of her orange and white uniform. She' pretty cute in regular cloths. She's a hard working girl. theJEDMAN
.: posted by Jed 7:02 PM
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