theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto

Documenting the JED Experience

Sunday, October 30, 2005

I'm having an unfortunate season in fantasy football. In the league I dominated last year, I'm now 0-8. I lost today because the Broncos ran another play when they were way ahead and the guy ran up the middle for a TD that they didn't need. All they had to do was take a knee. What is worse is that the Eagles made no attempt to stop him. What is still worse is that I picked up a back this week that I had had earlier in the season. I dumped him when I needed a kicker. I didn't start him this week and he scored 25 fantasy points. I'm an idiot. In my other league I'm 2-5. I should win this week. I'm way ahead and I still have a guy in the Monday night game. I have a lot of problems with that league. There is no incentive to pick up players. Plus, they make me keep two kickers, two TEs and two defenses all year long. If I drop a TE, I have to pick up one. I dislike this strategy and I feel that it is not a sporting way to play. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:10 PM

I went to see the border war between the universities of Kansas and Missouri. Kansas crushed them. That is not important. Before the game, young college girls adorned with cereal malt beverages talked to theJEDMAN on the hill by the pre-game radio remote. Then, after the game young inebriated college girls demanded high fives from theJEDMAN on Mississippi Street near the famous 929 venue. What is important? theJEDMAN is still coveted by young college girls. theJEDMAN

I did some damage recently in the Grandview bars. It was nuts. Within one week, I hit the Elbow Bend and Bike Nites. They had pitchers. I don't think it is really a good policy for mature adults to drink pitchers, because you never remember how much you drank out of the pitcher and you don't really need to drink that much beer anyway. It is better just to buy individual beers and quit somewhere between 0 and 4. So, in the future, I think we should forgo the buying of pitchers for the buying of individual beers only. Elbow Bend is awesome. Bike Nites is awesome. I was part of an importand professional seminar there last week. Both of these clubs just might be too much fun to ever attend again. It would be difficult to recapture the magic of these week of damage in the Grandview Clubs. theJEDMAN

I really heard these. I'm not making them up.

"I'm down at Hooter's so much that people call down to Hooter's looking for me."

"I think I can get out of it because the cop asked me if I had been drinking beer. Well, everyone who knows me know that I only drink crown."

"I don't like labels. I mean, you say, see that guy. He's a punker. Well, how do you know he's not a poser?"

"What do you mean, you don't like Def Leppard?"

"Sometimes, we don't know how dumb you are?"

"There's been a lot of talk. Sometimes too much talk. This is not a rebel song. This is Sunday, Bloody Sunday."

"We've got to get extra movies in our customers hands."
"I want you CSRs out on the floor talking to customers. You don't make sales at the register. You make sales out on the floor."
"We've got plenty of things to sell. We got samsung video tapes. We've got candy bars. We've got a lot of things we can sell."

.: posted by Jed 3:12 PM

Sunday, October 16, 2005

I got to see the QUCIK on Friday and Saturday night. It was a rare siting of the QUICK in the metro. Thank the power of american football. The QUICK is awesome. The QUICK named his dog Jedman.
Does anyone ever buy those jello molds in the store. I hate Jello. I hate it when they put the fruit in the jello molds. I hate anyone that likes jello. Jello is gross. There is a reason why they use jello for the guts of the skeleton on Halloween. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 6:22 PM

Monday, October 10, 2005

The Barcelona Bad Boy was here most of September. We hung out. He is still the same. We got a little carried away a couple of times. On his last night here, we did go to Bobby Baker's. I'd had never been there before. That place is awesome. Man if I didn't think I would probably die after a couple of hours as a loung lizard, I would go there all the time. The thing about it is it is a lounge. The bar stools are awesome.
-There are three Del Taco's in St. Louis. If I still ate fast food, I'd be there on a road trip. theJEDMAN