theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto
Documenting the JED Experience
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
PALISADES GIRL- Once in the dawning of 1980, Palisades girl took her covertable Mercedes Benz over to Fairfax High School. Palisades Girl started dating the wonder boy, Tony. They probably did some illegal stuff. They drove that Mercedes Benz all over West L.A. doing illegal stuff. Tony loved Palisades Girl. Tony loved her a lot, but Palisades Girl also loved a boy named Flea. She loved both of them so much that she coulnd't decide which one to pick. The real problem was that Tony and Flea were friends. They were good friends. They were musicians. They were the future kings of rock funk, not funk rock. Palisades Girl continued to date both Flea and Tony. Palisades Girl continued to do illegal stuff with both Flea and Tony. Neither Flea nor Tony knew that they were dating the same Palisades Girl. What was Palisades Girl to do?
Then, one night, Flea and Tony had a gig with their band. They both invited Palisades Girl the show. Palisades Girl went to the Whisky to see Flea and Tony play. Palisades girl also went to do illegal stuff. Palisades Girl was under 21. She was illegal to go to the show, but the author does not know the legal drinking age in West L.A. in 1980. So, the author is assuming Palisades Girl was doing illegal stuff. At the show, Palisades Girl saw Flea. Palisades Girl saw Tony. Palisades Girl could not hide her shame anymore. She did not want to hurt Flea, Tony nor the band. So she left before the encore and took off with the roadie from the band. His name was Moth Ball. Palisades Girl left with Moth Ball in the covertible Mercedes Benz. Tony and Flea were really upset that Palisades girl had midguided them over, but Flea and Tony were upset that they had to pack up all the gear. Palisades Girl and Moth Ball left West L.A. and went north. They went north to Cal-Berkeley to go to school. They did plenty of illegal stuff and they lived happily ever after, at least until Midwest boy came into play and ruined everyone's life forever, but at least the future kings of rock funk, not funk rock were spared. theJEDMAN
.: posted by Jed 7:58 PM
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