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Saturday, May 07, 2005

It has taken a long time, but I have figured out the maximum amount of beer to drink in one sitting. I have researched and researched this figure for many years. I think Bon Chappell can back me up on my extensive research. The magic perfect maximum figure is 28 oz. Drinking any more is too much. 28 oz. gives the perfect amount of relaxation without turning one into a yeahoo. 28 oz. doesn't make you feel bad. 28 oz. doesn't make you tired 28 oz. doesn't dry you out. No one should drink more than 28 oz. in one sitting. I have surpassed the magical 28 oz. figure many times. I think Bon Chappell can back me up on that one as well. It the same day you can probably have two sittings with separate 28 oz intakes, but there needs to be time between the two sittings. Hours of time. However, plan on being a tubber if you have multiple sittings everyday.
The only problem is quiting at 28 oz. You get to that figure and you think you can have one more, then one more becomes two more. It is tough to quit. You know you should quit, but you stay out there. You have to have a taste without total indulgement. This is tough. l was always praised for eating a lot ast a kid and I turned into a porker. I'm a porker. I have trouble out running my deamons as a porker. Lately i've done a good job at ending my porker days. I eat beans intstead of the chicken fried steak. I'm less of a porker now than I was when I drank beers and ate and ate food food. Sometimes now t he deamons come back. The DEAMONS. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:53 PM