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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

I got a lot of clients that like juice bags. I borrowed someone's Costco card to get some reduced price juice bags. I dont' know if it is Costco or Cosco. I'm not willing to do the research to find out. It was a warm sunny day. I went in the store. I made it passed the first line of security. I got my box of 40 juice bags and arrived at the check out aisle. The checker looked at the picture on the card. It was not me. I was busted. Managers came from all over the sotre. They were not going to let me have my juice bags. I told them that I was going to start screaming like a mad fool if I didn't get my juice bags. This got their attention. But, they still took me into the employee break room and took my picture and plastered it up all over the place. I am not allowed to enter Costco again. I'm banned from the Costco forever. I see this as a positive. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 8:03 PM