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Documenting the JED Experience

Thursday, April 28, 2005

There is this show on MTV that has people doing plastic surgery to look like their favorite celebrity. Usually the people are young and do not have the qualities coveted by the superficial man. The people are kind of crazy and don't end up looking any better after surgery. On the latest one, I saw this really nice looking woman. She was young, but you couldn't tell until she talked. I never can tell the age until the person talks. So it wasn't really this girl's fault. This chick wanted to look like that Spears girl. She got pumped up up top and got some fat put into her face and some stuff sucked out of there and over there. $25,000 later, she looked like a freak. She looked fine before, but now she had these big balloons protruding out of her chest and got made up and highlighted up into looking like a freak. It was great. Then, she wants to be an exotic dancer and get into the Playboy mansion. Great!. Now you would think that the superficial man would love this show, but I found it kind of disturbing. I felt bad enough looking at early 20 year old girls on TV, but then to have her destroy herself in the name of that Spears girl was too much for me to handle. I lost some faith in humanity and I'm still upset that the Spears girl never graduated high school. theJEDMAN

I went to take care of my parking ticket. When I was leaving the drop off place. This Volvo pulls up behind me. The car was kind of close and it would be a tight fit to back out of my space. There were lots of open spaces there. I motioned to the guy to move, but the person just sat there drinking a soda. I got out of the car and motioned but the freak just sat there. I finally got tired of waiting and I just backed carefully out trying to avoid the car. I drove past the freak and he just kept setting there. They stayed there for a long time as I drove away. It was weird. theJEDMAN

There are three Subways close to where I work. Everything else is a fried food hell. So, I go to the Subway 1 or 2 times a week. Subway is ending the Sub Club Cards. What customer loyalty can I demonstrate now? I sacrificed for the organization and now I get nothing free. I know why they did it because the employees steal those stamps and give them to their friends. I'm being penalized again, just like with Shakira's security force is penalizing her from true love with theJEDMAN. When will the madness end? I think I might have to go to Bridgeport, Connecticut to have a word with Mr. Deluca. Maybe he can get me a lunch date with Shakira over a meatball sub. Then true love can begin for her. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:33 PM