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Saturday, April 23, 2005

I was terrible out there. I played the Rosedale course. It was windy. The wind was knocking my discs out of the air. I could have quit, but I didn't. I could have threw in the towel, but I didn't. I enabled myself to continue. I 2 stroked the 5th hole. That was pretty good. I persevered. I was in control of my destiny. I didn't quit. I empowered myself to succeed. I felt really good about myself. I was out there in the park on the course by myself and I really felt good about my accomplishment. Because by learning to love my play on the course, I learned to love myself. Loving yourself is "the greatest LOVE of all." Next week, when I chuck another disc into the trees and can't find it. I'll have to learn to love myself all over again.
I followed these guys to the pin on the 3rd hole. You have to walk back to the tee at 3 to get to 4. When I got to the pin it smelled like they had blazed up. One of them was a long hair. "Dope smoking morons. Don't make me yawn." theJEDMAN

I was watching my Shakira Concert DVD. It has this part on it where Shakira is kissing some guy. The worst part about it is the guy is not me. She was kissing some dark long haired scruffy bearded Latin heartthrob guy. She can get that anywhere. Where can she get the theJEDMAN? Right here in the Midwest. I probably look pretty exotic to her. The problem with the world is security. Shakira is a pop superstar. The way the world is today Shakira is required to have too much security. This is keeping her from achieving the true love that she needs and deserves from theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 4:06 PM