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Documenting the JED Experience

Sunday, April 03, 2005

I got to watch the final four on a big TV. After the games, I got to go clubbing. I' hadn't been clubbing for a long time. I got to experience FUEL. FUEL is a club in the South Creek City Urban Core. It is dangerous. FUEL has an auto racing theme, even though there is not much auto racing stuff there. They have some car rims and a car hood on the ceiling. They got a lot of TV's. One of which played motorcycle stunts ove and over. FUEL had really loud heay metal music playing the whole time. It was loud. You had to scream at people to talk to them. But, the real deal with FUEL is the servers. The servers are all little girls with little shirts and little pants. About every 15 minutes or so the servers get up on the bar and dance. Women from the clients are allowed to get up on the bar and dance as well. This is a pretty good sight for the superficial man. One of the servers was heavily tattooed all over her back. I wondered what will happened to her when she gets old and wrinkled. You won't be able to see the tattoo. It will look like a big distorted skin cancer splotch. There were a lot of women in there. There were a lot of tattoos and dangling jewelry on the mid-section. I've never been a fan of mid-section hard wear, especially hard wear that dangles. Dangling mid-section wear is not classy in the world of theJEDMAN. I tell you the tops on girls keep getting smaller and smaller. I don't remember it being that way back in my formative years in the 1980s. With this kind of fashion trend, the superficial man will live on. The part of the brain that is the superficial man will always be entertained. We'll see how different it is in about six months from now on my next clubbing adventure. Now let's measure FUEL on the skank-o-meter. I give FUEL a 7. out of 10. For the score to be higher the entertainment needs to get more trashy and I need to feel threats to my physical well-being.
I should be getting an expense account to do this. I could go around and review clubbing venues. It would be great. People would be really trying to make my experience in their club great. I would get free meals and free drinks, because theJEDMAN is the voice of reason in the metro area. I have qualifications for this. I have social science degrees. I am educated man with powerful insights that can make or break hot spots. I can build a club up into a financial empire or I can crush a club out of business. I'm theJEDMAN. I'm out. theJEDMAN

Hey, I played disc golf with some pros. I played with pros. I played pretty good, but those dude throw that disc all the way to the pin sometimes. A good throw for me is getting it half way to the pin. I don't know if I'll ever be able to throw it that far. My upper back gets kind of jacked up and I don't think I have the strength. Oh well, I played with pros. They were drinking beer on the course. I learned some disc golf etiquette. These clowns were into, but maintained a certain amount of control to have fun out there wtithout being too intense. It was great. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 10:59 AM