theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave ManifestoDocumenting the JED Experience Thursday, March 24, 2005I saw Penelope Cruz on TV the other day and she has a new boyfriend. The new boyfriend is not me. It seems she's going out with another guy that she did a movie with. Are there no quality men out there for Miss Penelope to date. Why does she have to continually pick those dope smoking freakshow Hollywood types that get arrested for having loud parties with hip hop death metal country punk music in the Hollywood Hills. I tell you why. It is too much security personal. The security personal form an impenetrable zone between the quality men and Miss Penelope. Miss Penelope does not know what she is missing. Her people are advising her in the wrong way. I'm not thinking about me, but one possible key to Miss Penelope's happiness is meeting a quality person. With better security, she could meet and date theJEDMAN. Think about it. It could be Mrs. Penelope Cruz-theJEDMAN. It is not just Penelope. It is other celebrities with bad security forces. There could be Mrs. Salma Hayek-theJEDMAN or Mrs. Shakira-theJEDMAN .: posted by Jed 8:37 PM |
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