theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave ManifestoDocumenting the JED Experience Sunday, November 14, 2004I needed to take a shower and I had no soap. I went to get some soap. It was around noon. I was hungry. I hadn't had any bar food in a long time. I went to Tanner's to get some fries, dead cow and watch the first half of the Chiefs game. It was quite the world in there watching football and drinking on a Sunday at noon. I was sitting at the bar and these lushes were next to me. It was one o'clock and these people had already had 4 big cups of bud light and it wasn't even half time yet. The Bears game was on close by so there were some good drunks. I eat. Then, this hag starts talking to me. She called me Peyton and said that I looked like Peyton Manning the NFL QB. Then she goes on and on trying to guess my name. Anyway, she was probably my age, but she look like she was 50. She was thin. She was drunk. She probably stayed thin because she doesn't eat and she smokes a lot and gets all of her nutrition from barley and hops. I gave her the brush off because she was just plan too scary. So I drank my one beer, paid my bill and got the hell out of there. I've been attraching all kinds of weirdos lately. theJEDMAN
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