theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto

Documenting the JED Experience

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

After ten weeks of the TOPFLIGHT league fantasy football season, my team, theJEDHEADS, are 10-0. I'm tearing up the league. I've been crushing other teams. Run TIKI Run is our battle cry. I'm in great position for a glorias championship season. I'm in position to win thousands of dollars. It is the year of theJEDHEADS. theJEDHEADS rule! theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 6:58 PM

Sunday, November 14, 2004

I needed to take a shower and I had no soap. I went to get some soap. It was around noon. I was hungry. I hadn't had any bar food in a long time. I went to Tanner's to get some fries, dead cow and watch the first half of the Chiefs game. It was quite the world in there watching football and drinking on a Sunday at noon. I was sitting at the bar and these lushes were next to me. It was one o'clock and these people had already had 4 big cups of bud light and it wasn't even half time yet. The Bears game was on close by so there were some good drunks. I eat. Then, this hag starts talking to me. She called me Peyton and said that I looked like Peyton Manning the NFL QB. Then she goes on and on trying to guess my name. Anyway, she was probably my age, but she look like she was 50. She was thin. She was drunk. She probably stayed thin because she doesn't eat and she smokes a lot and gets all of her nutrition from barley and hops. I gave her the brush off because she was just plan too scary. So I drank my one beer, paid my bill and got the hell out of there. I've been attraching all kinds of weirdos lately. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 8:10 PM

I have this bad habit of going to Hooter's. It is my neighborhood bar. I like sitting at the bar, because I like watching the cooks, all the servers come there eventually, and the bartender is friendly and nice to me and she remembers me each time I go in. I don't like it when she is not working. She is always there on weekend nights. The other bartenders are not as friendly. Well, she's my bartender, so I have this vision of her in my head. Well, her husband came in the other night and sat by me. I talked to the guy. He had just run over a crotch rocket rider. My whole vision is shot. I didn't want to go out with her and I don't care if she's married, but actually meeting her husband shatters my mental world. Fantasy added a real element. Fantasy and reality should be separate. I have nothing else to live for, but what goes on in my mind. That is the great thing about your mind. No one can take what is in your mind away from you. theJEDMAN