theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto
Documenting the JED Experience
Sunday, March 07, 2004
I haven't had the chance to write in over a week. A lot has happened. Let me recap:
*The golden retriever is no more. I'm saddling up the new Maroon Marauder Mac II. I loved the retriever, but it was just too temperamental. It left me stranded one too many times.
*They're playing the new Liz Phair single on the radio, but they are leaving off the guitar intro to the song. Plus, Wal-Mart is selling a censored version of theLIZ CD. Disrespect to theLIZ. Liz is no Hip Hopper that rants and raves with profanity and violence against people. theLIZ just can't find a good boyfriend. She needs to find theJEDMAN. theLIZ is very subtle about putting in a bad word once in awhile in her songs. The subtlely makes it good. Stop dising theLIZ.
*A couple of hairs in my eyebrows grow way longer than the others. I clipped them off. That is metrosexual behavior baby!
*I made a couple of trips to Hooter's. I go there for the pop culture. Plus, it is kind of my neighborhood joint. People take a lot of little kids in there. It is a family place. The Hooter's girls are good role models. There was a bachelorette party in there. The bachelorette got her picture taken with the Hooter's girls. Also, I ran into this dude that used to work at the KING CRAB. He was there with his wife. Furthermore, I have kind of achieved something that I never had intended with this study of pop culture. I have achieved regular status at Hooter's. The bartender doesn't know my name, but she remembers me each time I come it. She mentions something that we talked about the last time. This is a very dangerous status to hold. I might have to actually do something about getting a life soon. This regular status may just be too much to handle.
*No one has entered the win a date with theJEDMAN contest to the Metallica Rock and Roll Show. The Hooter's girl may be the leader, since she is the only one I have talked to that seems to be eligible. Get those entries in. Read the February 22nd entry.
*I won $9.25 playing poker in Raymore. That is big money. I'm the new champion. I left the party early. I always leave early now. Leaving early adds to the mystic of theJEDMAN. It makes it look like I got somewhere to go. It was kind of dangerous walking out of there with almost 10 bucks of people's money. I could have got my legs broken. Plus, I left to see theQUICK. TheQUICK was in town. theQUICK is the greatest. He flexed the tarjeta for Bucklin and theJEDMAN. Plus, theQUICK did an awesome job picking the section to sit in. I was glad to see Bucklin. I hadn't seen him for a long time. He has responsibility, unlike theJEDMAN. theJEDMAN
.: posted by Jed 12:45 PM
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