theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto
Documenting the JED Experience
Monday, December 29, 2003
It has been over a week ago, but I had a spectacular SUPERFICIAL MAN MOMENT. I don't have a girlfriend, so these moments are pretty much all I have to live for. Anyway, I was out on the town and I decided to go to Tanner's to get a cheese burger. Tanner's has a pretty good cheese burger. Plus, they have crinkle cut fries. Those rule. It had been a long time since I had food like that because all I eat is fiber now. I just love hamburgers.
I walked into the club and sat at the bar. The bartender came down to wait on me. She was so beautiful. She had all the qualities coveted by the superficial man. Her manner of classy dress on this day accentuated her SUPERFICIAL MAN qualities. She had a tight hooded mid-drift showing zipper sweater on with jeans. She had the tail bone tattoo, but she was so beautiful that I could possibly overlook that automatic death blow red flag in the world of theJEDMAN. In a word, she was SPECTACULAR.
I ordered my food and I couldn't stop staring at her. She was so beautiful. I couldn't control my demons. My demons keep me from just gazing. I stare. I can't just gaze. I stare. I'm a bad man. I have demons. I can't out run my demons. My dark sides just popped right out.
After I ordered this older guy came in and sat at the bar next to me. He knew the bartender by name. He mentioned to her that she was dressing in a very provocative way. He said to her that she was trying to kill all of us men with the way she dressed her SUPERFICIAL MAN assets. She stated that she had to pay rent again soon. This guy was having a SUPERFICIAL MAN MOMENT.
This guy was a real talker. He said that he worked at home and his wife made him get out of the house every afternoon for a couple of hours. He acted like he came to Tanner's a lot. This is great, because the idea of the SUPERFICIAL MAN MOMENT is bigger than just staring at a hot chick. It is more. It is the camaraderie of sharing the SUPERFICIAL MAN MOMENT with the other guys at the club. It is going into the club and being with the guys and experiencing SUPERFICIAL MAN MOMENTS. It is bigger than just any one hot chick or any one person. It is huge. It is eternity. It is love. It is priceless. theJEDMAN
.: posted by Jed 10:40 PM
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