theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto
Documenting the JED Experience
Thursday, November 06, 2003
I took a one man demolisition crew into the PORT. I went solo to the Liz Phair rock and roll show at the cowboy bar. It was awesome. It was nirvana. It was enlightenment. It was 20 bucks. It was made for the superfiscial man. I've been recently reinfatuated with Liz Phair ever since I found out that she was my age. Plus, I started listening closely to her power babe pop style. I love Liz. So, I got it in my mind that I had to go even if going meant flying solo. I have no fear of being in a public place alone. Several years ago I went to Iron Maiden solo. It was awesome.
Anyway I was stupid. I got there too early and had to sit through a couple of sub par groups. There were plenty of dopes there solo. It was hard to fine who was the biggest dope. It could have been me. Right before Liz came on a really hot dressed up rubia came and asked if she could sit at my table. Even though, I thought if my ruin my chances with Liz, I said yes, but then her date wanted to sit there to. I relunctantly let him. Liz came out and rocked the house. She was dressed with the superfiscial man in mind. It was pretty good. There were a couple of dopes in the front row that danced like they were too into the music. I bet they pissed off Liz. They grabbed her hand at one point and tried to not let go and all the pointing they did was annoying, Also, they sang every word to every song. Before the show was over, this security guard gave me a bus pass for after the show. So, I hung around and went to the bus. They let me on. I walked to the back and it was just me and Liz. She said come on over. She looked so hot. Suddenly, I forgot my name, ran out the door, got on my bike and peddled home. theJEDMAN
.: posted by Jed 5:14 PM
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