theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto
Documenting the JED Experience
Saturday, November 15, 2003
I got to hang with theQUICK. You should never pass up an opportunity to hang with theQUICK. You should skip a final exam to hang with theQUICK. You should blow off your wedding to hang with theQUICK. You should miss you child being born to hang with theQUICK. theQUICK is where the action is at.
We watched the underdogs win. Then we went to this establishment. Hyannisport showed up. People kept buying me and theQUICK drinks. Nobody can get enough of theQUICK. AT this club, there were a lot of luscious rubias. I never saw so many beautiful girls at one place in the JOCO before. It was quite the feat for the superficial man. Even the server was pretty. She was so cute. The place was packed and we were standing by the server area at the bar. She kept walking by me back and forth getting more drinks. I was so in love with her. I tried to get up the nerve to say something like, working hard or hardly working. I didn't. I was shy. Then, she stretched and leaned to get something. Her shirt rode up her contoured body exposing a huge tailbone tattoo. I was crushed. It was the ultimate red flag. The stunning death blow. The end of what could have been beautiful. My heart was ripped into pieces Our love would never come to be. So I staggered home alone again. theJEDMAN
.: posted by Jed 10:44 AM
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