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Documenting the JED Experience

Friday, October 31, 2003

*I've been going to NFL games for years. I always crash the rich people level to use the bathroom in the suite that my dad is in charge of. I have a pass that I use for every game. I've been changing the date on my pass for over ten years. Well, the Chiefs win a couple of games and I get hasseled at the gate to the club level. They said that I altered my pass, which I did. I had to yell and scream and this girl was not going to let me in. She called me, rude. Well, my dad showed up and got me in. I was worried. That girl was mean. She called me rude. She didn't realize that I was the customer. The customer was always right. I needed the private bathroom and free chips and drinks.
*A couple of weeks ago, I saw 3 Dog Night at a rich people benefit at the train station. There was free food, beer, and celebrities. I used the bathroom at the same time as a 3 time AL batting champion. All the three dog night guys had ridiculous big gray hair cuts. There was no bald representation.

.: posted by Jed 3:29 PM