theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave ManifestoDocumenting the JED Experience Friday, October 31, 2003I was partying in Grandview. Partying to me these days is having two beers and in bed by 11. I was at this dive with a bunch of people. This really old dude walked in with a young girl. He was mafia. He had a perfect full gray hair cut, tan blazer, mock turtle neck, rings, gold watch, and tassles on his shoes. Later, his young girl walks by and asks me if I want to be her partner. I didn't know what kind of partner she wanted. She said her guy was giving her the shaft and that she needed someone to play pool with, a pool partner. I asked her what about the old dude. Then, I said that you're going to get me beat up. That old dude is mafia. I'm going to be left bloody in the parking lot. I kept saying this over and over. She eventually got tired of me and went back to the old dude. I didn't want to play pool anyway. .: posted by Jed 3:39 PM |
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