theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto
Documenting the JED Experience
Tuesday, October 21, 2003
The blog is back in town. Recently:
*I partied with theQUICK in Topeka. He was an excellent host. Gotta love theQUICK.
*I drank beer out of a beer truck in Iowa City.
*I got into a fight with a staircase and broke three of my toes. They turned all kinds of pretty purple colors. I got lots of offers to be a toe model. I turned them all down. I didn't like the money involved.
*I was bored and needed material for the blog to get out of this slump. Plus, sometimes a man just has to see half naked girls. So, I went to Hooter's. I bellied up to the bar next to a lot of other guys there by themselves. The Hooter girls were playing Hooter girl sports, like limbo and hula hoop.I ordered some wings and and a beer, but I didn't realize that celery and blue chesse was extra. I needed the fiber. The Hooter girl bartender asked me if I lived around here. Later, she asked me about going to KU when she saw my VISA card. Then, she asked me about my job. I told her what I did and she asked me a lot of questions about what I did at work. She did this in the middle of helping other people, but she always remembered where we were in the conversation when she returned to me. The face and the hair were just ok. The body was in line with superfiscial man values. I was too stupid to pick her up, but I can start hanging out there, because and this is the important part, Hooter's girls are hot for theJEDMAN
*I've done some public address announcing. I did two football games. I did play by play during the game. I introduced the band, the dance squad and informed the crowd of the good treats at the concession stand. I got to talk to the coaches on the field before the game. I even told bad people to move their cars. I'm theJEDMAN. I rock. theJEDMAN
.: posted by Jed 7:56 PM
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