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Sunday, March 16, 2003
The OVERLAND PARK STREETFIGHTER
Tonights episode: COOPERATE COFFEE IS UNFORTUNATE
(OP Streetfighter is walking around some curbs and landscaping in front of a strip mall when he meets two young ladies).
GIRL #1: Hey, Overland Park Streetfighter come and get grande skinny decaf vanilla lattes with us.
OVERLAND PARK STREETFIGHTER: Not that coffee girls. It is too cooperate for me.
GIRL #2: Please, you get to be with us.
(White baseball cap doofus enters)
WHITE BASEBALL CAP DOOFUS: Hey Streetfighter. You love the curbs and landscaping, but you don't like cooperate coffee.
OPS: That's right.
WBCD: You can't have it both ways Streetfighter. Curbs and cooperate coffee go together.
OPS: I'll take my curbs, but cooperate coffee is unfortunate.
WBCD: Bring it on Streetfighter.
OPS: Allright, You've had it pal.
(OPS grabs WBCD and throws him into a berm. WBCD gets up staggers and then trips over a curb. He takes off running)
G#1andG#2: Come with us. Come with us now Overland Park Streetfighter.
OPS: Not now girls. I have to teach White Baseball Cap Doofus a lesson.
(OPS takes off running after WBCD)
G#1: I don't know how or when, but I'm going to get the Overland Park Streetfighter and make him mine.
.: posted by Jed 7:26 PM
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