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theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto

Documenting the JED Experience

Wednesday, January 08, 2003

I'm an idiot. Sometimes, I watch bad TV. I can watch Springer for about two minutes sometimes. The other day I was watching that new Bachelorette show. Of the 25 dudes that the Trista woman gets to choose from, there was not one bald dude. That is ridiculous. Plus, there are some dudes with really over the top haircuts. Ooooh, I have hair and you don't. Bald dudes are where it is at. Bald dudes know the score. Anyone can have hair, but a bald dude is a real man. Once you go bald you never go back. I'm really upset with the lack of bald representation on the show. Poor little Trista is not getting a fair shot at finding love. Bald is where it is at. Bald is beautiful. Bald kicks butt. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 8:25 PM