theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave ManifestoDocumenting the JED Experience Sunday, December 08, 2002SWIFT(notice how his name is in all CAPS) went with me to the professional american football contest on the eighth of December. He made the sacrifice. This was quite a feat of shear mental strenghth. Usually professional american football contests take up around six hours. Those of you that know theJEDMAN, know that six hours with theJEDMAN is a long time. It takes a lot of mental stamina to endure the mental punishment that theJEDMAN dishes out. TheJEDMAN is annoying, irritating, overindulgent, and just plain dumb. SWIFT put up with me all day for six mentally crucifying hours. SWIFT is the greatest. SWIFT stepped up to the plate. SWIFT hit a home run for theJEDMAN as if theJEDMAN was dying in a hospital bed. SWIFT is awesome.SWIFT is the greatest, theJEDMAN .: posted by Jed 7:06 PM |
|