theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave ManifestoDocumenting the JED Experience Monday, December 09, 2002I went to Bally the other day and I committed a classic JEDMAN. I wore my jeans over my workout shorts. Up on the exercise floor, I took my jeans off. To do this I had to remove my shoes. When I removed my shoes protruding out of my sock on my right foot was my big toe. This was a class move by theJEDMAN. The babes on the workout floor had to be impressed with the gaping holes in my socks. This is one of the dumbest things I've ever done. However, this was not one of the dumbest things that occured at Bally on this day. While I was putting on my shoe to conceal the hole in my sock, I noticed this guy standing on the running track swinging a golf club. He was swinging a golf club on the track with people running by. That seems like danger to me. This was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen. The man put the club down and went to do some exercise and then came back to swing the golf club. This was the dumbest thing that I've ever seen. I don't understand people who do non-equipment using exercises at the workout facility. All the time, one can see people doing push-ups, sit-ups on the floor, etc. For all the money it costs to go to the gym, there is no reason to do exercises that you could do in front of the TV. Swinging a golf club can be done at home. It would have been great if the dude had clocked a jogger on the track as they ran by. BAN all non-equipment using exercises from the gym now. theJEDMAN .: posted by Jed 7:19 PM |
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