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Thursday, December 05, 2002

I was stopped at the Metcalf light going easttbound on College. It was frigid outside. This is winter regardless of what the calendar says. A RUBIA pulled up next to me with her window down. It was frigid outside. This is winter regardless of what the calendar says. The window was down. She was a RUBIA. For an instant, I think she was wanting to chat with theJEDMAN. It was just an instant. Then she raised up her cigarrette to flick some ashes out the window. A fatal flaw in the book of theJEDMAN. Risk frostbite for a smoke. That is so JOCO. Next, she raised up her wild cherry Pepsi to take a swig. Another fatal flaw in the book of theJEDMAN. Also, she had her sunglasses on and it was dark outside. 3rd and final fatal flaw in the book of theJEDMAN. The light turned green and she took off eastbound with her window down. This is so JOCO. All about vanity. You know how important vanity is to me. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:05 PM