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Sunday, December 01, 2002

I thought of this the other day when I was watching dumb, hot, drunk, college chicks on elimidate. Back in 1995, I was in the class at Fraser on the KU campus. It was the last day of class and unlike other classes where I was too much of a snob to talk to other people, I had talked to a lot of people in this class. So, I went with some of my classmates down to the Wheel to have some beers. At the Wheel on this night, there was the Pi Phi sorority there. They were having some kind of year end presentations. This was a really hot chick sorority, because all of the girls were hot chicks. Thinking back, they all looked like they could be on the Bachelor. They all looked alike and they all had those back-pack purses too that were the rage in the mid-90s. We were sitting there is a booth and one of the Pi Phis kept telling us in a whiney voice, "Guys, I don't care that you are here, but I what to hear this." over and over again, during the presentations. I began to think that I could get the LPD down here and bust all of these drunk, hot, dumb and underage college chicks, but I was nice. At one point they had a video on the TVs that was just picture after picture of hot, drunk, dumb and underage college girls. Don't worry the weird part is coming up. All of the pictures in the video just had their smiling faces smash against each other. There were so many pictures that were all the same. At this time in my life, I used to drink a lot so, I was kind of hammered at this point. The weird part is, at one point, the girls broke into this chant. This is the weird part. The last line of the chant went something like, ".... and all they really want is a piece of Pi Phi ass." You can't get better entertainment than that. theJEDMAN.

.: posted by Jed 8:54 PM