theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto
Documenting the JED Experience
Saturday, December 07, 2002
FACTSHEET-JEDMAN
I got on the scale naked at Bally the other day. The one in the mens locker room, not the one on the workout floor. I am at 202 lbs. naked. That is two lbs. away from the goal of 200. It is also Rocky's weight when he fought Hulk Hogan. In the mirror, I look skinnier than I am in real life........
They tinted the windows at Hooter's. What kind of crap is this. It is an outrage. The whole point of Hooter's is to ogle the wait staff. How can I see the line-up on a given night if the windows are tinted........
I never rent movies, but I entered the local Blockbuster the other day. In there was a man who was talking on is cell phone to someone about renting a movie. He went through almost every title on the new release wall. I couldn't get away from him. He kept ending up in the same place I was. It was enough to make you want to punch him in the face, but I would probably get pummeled and end up in jail. You see, that is the part of the plan that I don't like. Then, after I got out of the big house, I would have 50% of my $6.24 salary working the drive through taken away by some lawyer. That is $6.24 take home. Ah, that is life in the JOCO.........
I was duped the other day in Olathe by curbs and landscaping run amuck. I couldn't get to were I wanted to go. Curbs, islands, landscaping, unnecessary traffic lights, etc. blocked my path from every direction. All of this dupped me. It did me in. It is life in the JOCO.........
.: posted by Jed 4:18 PM
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