theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave ManifestoDocumenting the JED Experience Monday, December 23, 2002Dumb things theJEDMAN has seen at Bally Total Fitness: I was riding the exercise bike, when a woman got on the bike next to me. She was drinking a big designer coffee while riding the exercise bike. Gee, exercise takes water out of you system. Caffine takes water out of your system. This sounds like the road to dehydration to me. Plus, she was talking on her cell phone the whole time without a hands free device. This is very dangerous.......I was getting into my car after Championship workout, when I noticed a large amount of McDonalds and Burger King bags on the floor board of the car next to me. Plus, there were many empty cigarrette boxes as well. This is not reflective of the healthy lifestyle. I eat at McDonalds about twice a year just to keep our pop culture alive.....One time I was in the parking lot and a guy was there in his truck, drinking a beer and smoking a cigarrette before his workout.....These are all true. I didn't make them up. theJEDMAN
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