theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave ManifestoDocumenting the JED Experience Sunday, October 20, 2002Well, I just did my run at 4 American football games in 4 days. I saw the GORILLAS vs BEARCATS, RAIDERS vs MUSTANGS, JAYHAWKS vs AGGIES, and CHIEFS vs BRONCOS. This is a record that can only be tied. It can never be broken. I'll never try to break it. At one game, I was just an impartial observer, but in all of the other games the team I was rooting for lost. It might sound pretty stupid to go to all of those American football games, but it was really nice weather. It was great to be outside. Plus, since I root for crappy teams, I have zero expectations about my team winning. So, my hopes are never dashed when they lose. There is always a lot to look at at American football games. I like to see all of the idiots in the stands. I like to watch action on the field that you normally don't get to see on TV. American football is great. Plus, there are always dancing girls. At the pro game there were some college dancing girls. They wore outfits that left their belly button exposed. Some of these girls had stuff attached in their belly buttons. The most attractive member of the dance team had the stuff attached in the belly button with other stuff dangling down. This made a classy looking girl a trashy looking girl in a hurry. I just don't get belly button attachments. I don't like them. I prefer the belly button with no attachments. BAN BELLY BUTTON ATTACHMENTS NOW. Just like body glitter. Belly button attachments are trashy not classy. theJEDMAN .: posted by Jed 7:34 PM |
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