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Tuesday, October 08, 2002

I went to the dentist today. I lucked out and got the good-looking hygenist. It is always great to get the good-looking health care professional to work on you. With all the time I've done in the hospital, having the good-looking health care professional made being in that death trap barable. On one trip to the hospital, I went down for the procedure where they punched holes in my groin. Upon returning to the room, it was lunch time. I was really hungry, because they don't let you eat before they punch holes in your groin. I had to lay still on my back after they punched holes in my groin, so I couldn't feed myself. The cute nurse was going to feed me until my mom knocked her out of the room with a devastating rolling side-body block.So, I didn't get the dream of the cute nurse feeding me when I had holes punched in my groin. It had always been my dream to have a cute health care professional feed me when I had holes punched in my groin. Without a doubt, having a cute professinal person waiting on you is prefered. Tuesday night I was out with Delong and Swift at Tanner's. There were lots of good-looking food service professionals there. It was always our dream to have a cute food service professional take our order. We were not so lucky. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 9:23 PM