theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave ManifestoDocumenting the JED Experience Sunday, October 20, 2002I was walking up the sidewalk in the JOCO. I was approaching a house where the spinklers were splashing the sidewalk. I have the right to walk in the JOCO on a splash-free sidewalk. As I got closer, the spinklers went off. They must have known I was coming up the sidewalk. As I passed and approched the next house, the next house's sprinklers came on, splashing the sidewalk. This impeded my walk and was an infringement on my rights to a splash-free sidewalk zone. This was the last straw. I reached down and grabbed the sprinkler head and yanked it out of the ground. Also, my superhuman strengh pulled up the pipes for the system clean out of the yard. Water was gushing out of the ground. It was rage and fury in the JOCO. I took off running and never looked back. theJEDMAN .: posted by Jed 7:44 PM |
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