theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave ManifestoDocumenting the JED Experience Sunday, October 06, 2002I was hosted at this place to watch the NFL package. I took in my designer water bottle to drink during the action. It wasn't really designer water. It is just the bottle. I refill the designer water bottles with tap water, so that I give the illusion I'm drinking designer water. You know me all style no substance when it comes to designer water. Anyway, I set the bottle by the recliner I sat in for all the games. Upon leaving, I meant to take my bottle with me, but I forgot it. I left it there by the chair. I committed GUEST CRIME. I left my trash laying there for the host to pick up. I hope I didn't make them mad. I don't get invited too many places, so I really have to be impressive when I do get invited. I can't do GUEST CRIME.No one wants to pick up my trash. theJEDMAN .: posted by Jed 7:42 PM |
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