theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto

Documenting the JED Experience

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

I want to get a girlfriend. Then, I want her to break up with me. Then, I am going to get revenge plastic surgery. I'll get liposuction, a nose job and some new grass on the dome. What a better way to get back at an ex than to show off my new calf implants. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 8:26 PM

Sunday, June 12, 2005

I went to my neighborhood club recently. There was a guy in my stool. He's there sometimes. He never drinks anything but water. He brought in a bag of grapes for the girls. I never thought of doing that. There were grapes for the girls. Healthy snack options were provided. That is awesome. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 10:07 AM

I got the new Shakira CD. It is pretty good. It is not as guitar rocking as her last couple of CDs, but it is good. I like Shakira. She is not just some hot pop princess. She actually writes and produces all of her stuff. She's in total control. Plus, she writes a lot of songs about broken love. She writes about rage and fury. Shakira speaks of the despair pain that one can feel when another destroys the love. Shakira speaks on the longing for the love to return, but it never does and lonliness is the only friend left. Somtetimes the longing is better thant the real thing. I love the longing. The torture and the pain is the only thing that remains. It is great. They're are pretty good. They are interesting. When you lose a love, sometimes you just feel so worthless. Sometimes you feel relieved. It is interesting, because not everything is really happy all the time. People get screwed over in the end sometimes too. Happiness is in you mind. Happiness is not necessarily a result of who is physically present. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 9:53 AM

Saturday, June 04, 2005

I saw Lords of Dogtown the first time you could see it. It was awesome. it was about the dudes that started extreme skateboarding in Santa Monica. They skated in empty swimming pools because the drought in SOCAL. I love Santa Monica. I bet Brentwood missed the whole revolution. It reminded me of my first and only skateboard that I probably got in 1977. I got a CAL-240. It was awesome. I used to ride it down the hill in front of my house. I used to race Barney. Barney used to get is a down position. He looked stupid. Then, years later. It must have been 1985. I was an adult. There were this punk kids in the nieghborhood that had these big boards. They laughed at my skinny CAL-240. I raced this punk down the hill. The punk got scared and bailed and I beat him on my skinny CAL-240. I was awesome. I'm the JEDMAN. OUT!