theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto

Documenting the JED Experience

Sunday, April 25, 2004

I got to go to a party sponsored for theQUICK. It was awesome. There was dip and chips. The dip was good. It had the proper guacamole to refried bean ratio. Plus, there were fritos scoops. The best chip for dip. I love dip. This dip was good. There is always the best dip around when theQUICK is around. The dip made the whole party. The dip was the party. I'll have to go to T-town again. My opportunities to hang with theQUICK in T-Town may be number. The bigger story is that the bobble heads days in T-Town are numbered. theQUICK is awesome. Support theQUICK. Love theQUICK. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 11:03 AM

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

I like salad, but I don't like it when the stuff is chopped up too small. I like big pieces of zuchini, cucumber, tomato, carrot, lettuce, onion, pepper, etc. I like big pieces that you have to chew. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:07 PM

Well, it is three weeks before the big Metallica show and no one has stepped forward to be a candidate to go with me. I'm thoroughly disappointed. I'm almost willing to accept anyone. Email me. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:05 PM

I think that Jessica Simpson does weird stuff with her face when she sings. It gets all weird looking. It scares me. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:02 PM

Tuesday, April 06, 2004

I got the new Shakira live video DVD. I've watched it several times. I am mesmarized by her talent. It was a good purchase. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 8:23 PM

Sunday, April 04, 2004

T-Town. I spent the weekend in T-Town. I spent the weekend in T-Town with theQUICK. theQUICK is awesome. theQUICK is the greatest. theQUICK had dip and chips. I've been a lot of places that had chips and I've been a lot of places that had dip. I just haven't been to many places that had chips and dip at the same time. I got to go to Super Dillons with theQUICK. It was my second time food shopping with theQUICK. It was awesome. We barbequed. It was meat and starch. I renamed his dog theJEDMAN. The dog liked the new name. Then, we partied in T-Town. We hit some place to watch the game. theQUICK did a good job picking the server. She had some of the qualities coveted by the superfiscial man. Then, we hit Spanky's. Spanky's is awesome. It was classy and trashy at the same time. They had pounders. theQUICK is a good host. No one was more fun than Bon Chappell from 1985-1995. It was the Bong Chappell decade. From 1997-2004, theQUICK is the fun. The 70% theQUICK decade. theQUICK rocks. theQUICK made eggs and toast. The eggs were awesome. I'm going to spend all my vacations in T-Town. I said goodbye to the dog theJEDMAN and I took off. theJEDMAN