theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto
Documenting the JED Experience
Saturday, January 24, 2004
I got a new phone. I have the same phone number, but my phone book is in the old phone. So, if you want a coveted position in my phone book you better act now. All the top spots are being taken up. Slots 1 and 2 are taken up now. Hurry to get your slot.
It took a lot to get this phone. I had to show some frustration at the Best Buy to get the new phone on my service plan. The customer service I received was very poor. I know all about customer service. I know bad service when I see it.
I went to Hooter's again last week. It took so long to write about it that I forgot about all the cultural phenomena that I witnessed at Hooter's. I learned one thing on this trip. Never go to Hooter's at 3 in the afternoon. There are only a couple of girls working. Go about 5. That is when the shift change occurs and the night shift girls come in. It is great. You get to see the most girls at that time. Also, there was a lot of people coming in for take out. I just don't understand Hooter's take out. It ruins the phenomena. theJEDMAN
.: posted by Jed 11:27 AM
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
I got to see Brent Wood over the holidays. Brent Wood is awsome. Brent Wood is a good sport. Brent Wood is a good eater. Brent Wood loves to pound the deserts. Brent Wood. Brent Wood.
.: posted by Jed 9:31 PM
I am the new champion! I defeated the pack and took home the title in picking bowl games in the office pool. I'm #1!. It was my greatest victory. I continued to smash the competition and I broke their will. I'm the new CHAMPION! I won 153,000 dollarinis. I may have some decimal point problems. I'm such a good guy. I just might buy designer coffees for whoever has the guts to show up. So, read this again soon for an update of a time an place. It will be the first theJEDMAN tour stop of 04. theJEDMAN
.: posted by Jed 9:30 PM
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