theJEDMAN NATION-A New Wave Manifesto

Documenting the JED Experience

Saturday, February 22, 2003

ONE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE naked! Enough said. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 4:43 PM

Monday, February 17, 2003

There are these two women older than me that are always at the workout facility everytime I go. I don't go that often, so they must go a lot. They are there when I get there. They are there when I leave. They look like they do some work to look good before they go to the workout facility. Anyway, I saw them at the warehouse membership club snack bar eating big sundaes. I bet they worked out for 3 hours that morning. That is dedication. That's JOCO. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:17 PM

I caught myself watching Dr. Phil the other day. I had watched for 10 minutes. It made me want to punch myself in the face. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 7:04 PM

Saturday, February 15, 2003

I was in this private school last week and I walked through the cafeteria. Man, I never saw so many soda machines in all my life. There were probably 10 of them lined up against the wall selling the 2.5 serving size contour bottle. Every school I go into has several soda machines. It is bad when carmel colored surgar water is needed to bring needed funds to the school. Even the so-called fruit drinks have deadly amounts of sugar. I used to partake in these sodas. I was spending $5 a week on 200 calorie death bombs of sugar that just made me feel like crap. I just drink designer water now. Well, I put tap water in the designer water bottle. So, there is an illusion that I'm sophisticated which is better than actually being sophisticated. Anyway, I love how education is putting young people in an early diabetic fury by making money off stuffing kids with 400 grams of sugar as they drink soda after soda after soda. Think about it. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 8:52 AM

I did another stint as public address announcer at the basketball game. This time it was winter homecoming. So, I got to announce all the candidates and the winners. It was hectic.There were changes during the ceremony and had people talking to me while I was announcing. I was quick on my feet. I only stumbled a couple of times. I was aweome. This is a career move for me. I'll be getting offers from the four letter network soon or maybe even Lifetime or the WE network. At the end of the game, two of my kids showed up, so I went up to the winter homecoming dance with them for while. I better not do that again. Someone might think I'm sensitive or something. That goes against the creed of theJEDMAN. theJEDMAN

.: posted by Jed 8:41 AM

Sunday, February 09, 2003

200 pounds! For the first time since probably 1987, theJEDMAN tipped the scales at 200lbs on Saturday, naked in the gym locker room. It is quite a feat for theJEDMAN, since he was over 230 the whole decade of the 90s. Jed Mann's championship workout is paying off. I've been lifting regularly for a few months now and I do a lot of walking and bike riding. I'm becoming very dangerous. My body is rippled with muscle. There will be book and workout tape offers in theJEDMAN's future. theJEDMAN